1. Nothing says post-bar celebrations like @caseycoleman’s bumper falling off! @patbolling  to the rescue!

    Nothing says post-bar celebrations like @caseycoleman’s bumper falling off! @patbolling to the rescue!

  2. shanapreferspajamas:

I like this.

    shanapreferspajamas:

    I like this.

    Reblogged from: shanapreferspajamas
  3. Someone on the local news just said the words “limp soggy bacon” and I just threw up in my mouth.

  4. humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?""Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives.""Why is that important?""It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

THIS!!!

    humansofnewyork:

    "What’s been your greatest accomplishment?"
    "Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives."
    "Why is that important?"
    "It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

    THIS!!!

    Reblogged from: humansofnewyork
  5. healthfitnessfoodhumour:

    Dumbbell exercises to master by Greatist

    Reblogged from: sarahfit
  6. T-minus just a few short hours and this handsome joker is officially done with the Bar Exam!!!  SO PROUD OF YOU @patbolling!!!!!

    T-minus just a few short hours and this handsome joker is officially done with the Bar Exam!!! SO PROUD OF YOU @patbolling!!!!!

  7. maryfreakingsunshine:

    wakaflackalypse:

    Being alive is getting really expensive

    Word

    I’ve invested so much in merely surviving…

    Reblogged from: maryfreakingsunshine
  8. While inside I’m jumping for joy that today is my very last day (hopefully ever) babysitting, I’m outwardly being tortured by being made to watch Anne Hathaway in the 2nd Princess Diaries movie.

    I think my eyes and soul are bleeding.

  9. birchbox:

Yoga is the perfect morning workout routine! Now, here’s how to make sure you actually DO IT.


Ok ok O K I’m staying at my parents tonight and my dad just tried to convinced me to go run with him at 5:30am.Uhhh No.Maybe i could handle this in the mornings. Nothing else though.Ironing a are for reading the paper and the Internet, drinking coffee, packing lunches, putting on make up and being confused about the news and entertainment ratios on the TODAY Show. NOT FOR EXERCISING!!

    birchbox:

    Yoga is the perfect morning workout routine! Now, here’s how to make sure you actually DO IT.

    Ok ok O K

    I’m staying at my parents tonight and my dad just tried to convinced me to go run with him at 5:30am.

    Uhhh No.

    Maybe i could handle this in the mornings. Nothing else though.
    Ironing a are for reading the paper and the Internet, drinking coffee, packing lunches, putting on make up and being confused about the news and entertainment ratios on the TODAY Show.

    NOT FOR EXERCISING!!

    Reblogged from: amyinannapolis
  10. A terrible thing has happened today.  I threw away tacobell.
Lacking better judgement I erred from my tried and true 3 Crunchy Supreme Tacos and opted to try the Steak Cantina Bowl.
That was a mistake. It tastes pretty awful.
I’m SO disappointed and now there is Taco Bell in my trashcan and it just feels so wrong.

    A terrible thing has happened today.
    I threw away tacobell.

    Lacking better judgement I erred from my tried and true 3 Crunchy Supreme Tacos and opted to try the Steak Cantina Bowl.

    That was a mistake.
    It tastes pretty awful.

    I’m SO disappointed and now there is Taco Bell in my trashcan and it just feels so wrong.

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